Big Gay Chicken With A Hat On

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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The hell storm i drove through earlier caught up to me and so there is a lot of thunder and lightning and it will not be stopping soon and the power keeps flickering. Im alone in a new house and this is probably one of the worst things that could happen to me good bye.

The hell storm i drove through earlier caught up to me and so there is a lot of thunder and lightning and it will not be stopping soon and the power keeps flickering. Im alone in a new house and this is probably one of the worst things that could happen to me good bye.

People will ask me why i have my shoes on inside and i will answer that its because i just really like wearing shoes and forget they are on. What i really mean is that my feet have been consumed and i would rather not spend ten minutes wrestling for them back. Ive had this mindset for so long, though, that it has actually transformed into a legitimate love for wearing sneakers. Sometimes i sleep with my shoes on. Thats how much i love shoes! :)

People will ask me why i have my shoes on inside and i will answer that its because i just really like wearing shoes and forget they are on. What i really mean is that my feet have been consumed and i would rather not spend ten minutes wrestling for them back. Ive had this mindset for so long, though, that it has actually transformed into a legitimate love for wearing sneakers. Sometimes i sleep with my shoes on. Thats how much i love shoes! :)

meanwhile in hollywood
assistant: sir, you've received an influx of complaints about your last films not exhibiting racial diversity
white filmmaker: ah, don't worry Johnson i've got the perfect idea for this next one
assistant: what is it?
white filmmaker: arabs
assistant: sir, i'm not sure that word means what you think it means
white filmmaker: bear with me Johnson, arabs, lining the streets, and they're angry
assistant: angry about what?
white filmmaker: i don't know what, something, but they're angry and they're chanting and there's lots of smoke and dust and what not.
assistant: okay... but those would still be extras, what about a lead character?
white filmmaker: you're right Johnson, we'll have a muslim villain
assistant: what? also those words aren't interchangeab-
white filmmaker: how's our supply of white suits, guns, and chains?
assistant: our supply of wha-
white filmmaker: maybe cigars. let's give him a cigar. and one of those head thingies.
assistant: sir, all of these are just racist played out stereotypes you can't just -
white filmmaker: Johnson you're absolutely correct, the movie isn't diverse enough
assistant: well that's not exactly what i was saying but -
white filmmaker: we forgot to include any middle eastern women!
assistant: okay... that's actually the closest to racial sensitivity you've gotten so far....
white filmmaker: now tell me Johnson, what do you know about bellydancing

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

dan-avidans-hair:

If anyone asks you what NSP is, just show them this.

dan-avidans-hair:

If anyone asks you what NSP is, just show them this.

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

awkwardknucklesphotos:

Knuxs

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice