i should change this.
if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.
William Rotsler. (via quotedojo)

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

How does a female go about proving to a male that she loves him more?
Anonymous

pmon3y69:

you have to make yourself bigger than him. Like how youre supposed to scare off bears. Put your arms over your head and make deep, guttural noises until he accepts you as the alpha male. Then you mate with him to carry on his lineage, then you eat your young just so he knows you can. Never let him near any other women by asserting your dominance by a show of ritual dance and acid spit. Never leave your pups unattended, the world is full of predators.   

did-you-kno:

Source

i fucking love vonnegut

did-you-kno:

Source

i fucking love vonnegut

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

timelordshavetwohearts:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

longshotlock:

When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
Dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Every time she closed her eyes

i’m actually crying

THE PICTURE DIDNT WANNA LOAD SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME EMOTIONAL THING BUT INSTEAD IT’S A SHITLOAD OF FRENCH FRIES

i dont know about you but french fries make me very emotional

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

timelordshavetwohearts:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

longshotlock:

When she was just a girl

She expected the world

But it flew away from her reach

So she ran away in her sleep

Dreamed of para- para- paradise

Para- para- paradise

Para- para- paradise

Every time she closed her eyes

i’m actually crying

THE PICTURE DIDNT WANNA LOAD SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME EMOTIONAL THING BUT INSTEAD IT’S A SHITLOAD OF FRENCH FRIES

i dont know about you but french fries make me very emotional

slutty-bertl:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENED 

slutty-bertl:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENED 

buckleupcas:

BEES
BEES
BEES

buckleupcas:

BEES

BEES

BEES

modifiedman:

NEW VIDEO UP IN AN HOUR! http://www.youtube.com/bentonsorensen

babyferaligator:

this is the most important photoset

thescienceofjohnlock:

tubestationatmidnight:

My favourite line from Red Dwarf ever.

Mine was

'you see the thing about space is that it's black and the thing about black holes is that they're black….'