this is like an out of body experience like holy shit what the hell
i joined with some friends as a joke this is amazing
A big titted anime girl named Moemoeco reclines in a hot spring, beckoning you to join her……. “Greetings, big brother……” she moans to you fuckingly……
"Is this really happening?" thought Dr. Steve Brule. "A real life hrentai?"
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
Student: I’m broke
| the magic begins |
favorite character - neville longbottom
"In one swift, ﬂuid motion, Neville broke free of the Body-Bind Curse upon;the ﬂaming hat fell off him and he drew from its depths something silver, with a glittering, rubied handle—"
this is my favorite tweet of 2014
………….the line is atmosphere
the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great
here’s how you survive in the south:
- own a gun. clean it conspicuously when there’s anyone around that might make you uncomfortable
- learn to bless a heart (do not be fooled, this is not a kind thing to do)
- learn to make sweet tea (this is not the same as adding sugar…
'people are so polite in the south' lmao yeah sure maybe if you're an upper-middle class cisgender heterosexual white person
pretty sure that if everyone on the ace, pan & bi spectrum got together we could successfully create an invisibility cloak since everyone claims we don’t exist
i think we need an organization name for me to tag. League of Invisible Queers Who May or May Not Wanna Smooch People but Definitely Want some Curly Fries and Maybe Some Positive Media Representation.